This garment is equipped with all the perks provided by our powerful mineral energies.
On equip you'll be guaranteed: +100 speech, +44 wisdom, +40 dance moves, +65 perfect excuses, +50 tolerance for your friends shit, +30 amazing body language, +32,5 reciprocated love, +90 never skip meditation again.
Normal people are into chilling. Gr8 success heavily relies on embracing the act of chilling, therefore so should you my guy.
Wishing gr8 success to someone goes beyond wishing someone well. It is the recognition that sometimes it takes a lot of courage to perform even the most mundane tasks. Getting your ass of the couch to wash the dishes, for example. That takes loads of gr8 success sometimes. Sometimes not so much, but we'll celebrate it anyway
If you're trying to compete with capybara's on who's more non-chalant, you're just gonna lose. Let's face it. Might aswell just embrace that fact. They are here to make sure you're respectfully being cool
Pro tip: You can get away with any bold statement if you start a sentence with "I respectfully". Example: I respectfully believe you should shut the f* up. You see, it works, right?
This device allows you to proceed to the opening of you favorite beverage. We haven't tried opening other things (not even metaphorically), but we believe it is a handy tool for opening canned beverages. And hold your keys. Maybe as a pry bar. Let us know
Tired of having your place smelling like s*? I know right... We've got the solution for you Breeze o' Gr8 Success leaves your place smelling like gr8 success! Suitable for: -Stinky WC's, -Crusty ass cars, - Your dirty room - Bad breath.
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